The coolest things I saw this week.

One obviously gay man, waiting for the bus in Silver Spring. He was wearing a lime green, sleeveless, one-size-too-small shirt and pink terrycloth short shorts, with lacy white garters peeking out from under the shorts.

Lady filling her mini-van at a gas station. She had a low-cut blouse on, and what looked to be pen marks of an upcoming surgical breast reduction all over her upper chest/collarbone area. Did she just stop by the gas station on her way from plastic surgeon's office to the hospital?

Tattooed carny of a road crew guy, snoozing in the cab of a bulldozer, while a hundred pissed-off drivers slowly drive around him.