Last night, I left the following voicemail for my sister: "So, I'm flipping through vinyl copies of Fugazi and Minor Threat albums at Hot Topic*, while they blast The Go-Gos overhead. I remember most of my work friends are at a Journey/Cheap Trick concert, and I have to ask--what year is this?"
She texted back, I don't think I can help you. I'm on my way to a Neil Diamond concert.
*I was only there with the little girlies, I swear.
